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Chapter Two "Madame S"

Instead of giving or showing something that is not the olive to Madame Sosostris, instead say "Madame Sosostris couldn't care less, and indicates such with a roll of her eyes."

Instead of giving or showing the pickled olive to Madame Sosostris:

say "Madame Sosostris gratefully accepts the olive and puts it in her martini. She takes a careful sip and sighs contentedly. 'Very well. Let's go,' she announces, as she climbs shakily to her feet. 'Lead the way.'";

move Madame Sosostris to the Apartment;

now the pickled olive is held by Madame Sosostris;

now Madame Sosostris is horny.

The martini is held by Madame Sosostris. The description is "Crystal clear gin and a splash of vermouth. Conical stemmed glass[if Madame Sosostris is horny]. One olive[otherwise]. Strangely, no olive[end if]." Understand "gin", "drink", "vermouth", "glass", "stemmed", "cocktail", "conical", "cone", "crystal", and "dry" as the martini. Instead of smelling the martini, say "It has the crisp, clean bite of gin." Instead of tasting, drinking, or sucking the martini, say "Madame Sosostris snarls, 'Mine!' at you, and you sheepishly retreat." The martini can be drinkable. It is drinkable. Check taking the martini: try drinking the martini.

Instead of asking Madame Sosostris about "olive" when Madame Sosostris is horny, say "Madame Sosostris winks at you and waggles her martini glass."

Instead of asking Madame Sosostris about "Gin/martini/vermouth/cocktail" when Madame Sosostris is horny, say "Madame Sosostris winks at you and waggles her martini glass."

Table of Sosostral Perambulation

Table of Madame's Chatter (continued)