Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 23 of 235
One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard
Release 1
Part Nine - "Amusing Actions"
Rule for amusing a victorious player:
say "Have you tried ...";
repeat through the Table of Amusing Actions
begin;
say " [subject entry][line break]";
end repeat;
say "[paragraph break]".
Table of Amusing Actions
| Subject |
| "Examining the ledger in the Hotel Metropole?" |
| "[bullet] Numerous times?" |
| "[bullet] [bullet] And then consulting the ledger about one of the obvious suspects?" |
| "Praying for help in the [italic type]Colossal Cave[roman type] section?" |
| "Praying as Eris?" |
| "Asking everyone you meet about Syra?" |
| "XYZZY?" |
| "[bullet] In the intro, or after pleasing Jupiter Virilis but before arriving in Hades?" |
| "Converting to Judaism?" |
| "SCORE?" |
| "[bullet] As Eris?" |
| "[bullet] [bullet] After bargaining with Argus?" |
| "Looking for Syra on the Olympian game board?" |
| "Rolling the dice?" |
| "[bullet] Several times?" |
| "[bullet] Rolling polyhedral dice (e.g. 1d12+2)?" |
| "[bullet] [bullet] Rolling 1d20?" |
| "[bullet] [bullet] [bullet] Until you get a 20?" |
| "[bullet] [bullet] [bullet] Until you get a 1?" |
| "[bullet] [bullet] [bullet] [bullet] As Stiffy?" |
| "Taking the Stiffy Makane figurine as Stiffy?" |
| "Not arising when the opportunity presents itself?" |