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Section Three - "Trivial Pursuit"

Instead of fucking, sucking, blowing, wanking off, touching, rubbing, kissing, or eating the mysterious goddess:

follow the check trivial-poking rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

follow the boning-trivia rule.

Instead of buggering the mysterious goddess:

follow the check trivial-poking rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

say "[The mysterious goddess] places a hand on your chest. 'That's not where I'd like to begin,' she says.";

follow the boning-trivia rule.

Some mysterious goddess's breasts are part of the mysterious goddess. They are ambiguously plural. The indefinite article is "the pair of". The description is "[if the simple white tunic is worn by the mysterious goddess]You can see enough of [the mysterious goddess]'s breasts to know you'd like to see more of them[otherwise]Utterly magnificent[end if]." Understand "pair of", "magnificent", "utterly", "nipple", "nipples", "aureole", "aureoles", "aureola", "aureolae", "aureolas", "chest", "tits", "breast", "cleavage", "tit", "hooters", and "hooter" as the mysterious goddess's breasts. Check taking the mysterious goddess's breasts: instead try touching the mysterious goddess's breasts. Instead of kissing the mysterious goddess's breasts, try sucking the mysterious goddess's breasts. Instead of smelling the mysterious goddess's breasts, try smelling the mysterious goddess. They are proper-named.

Some mysterious goddess's buttocks are part of the mysterious goddess. They are ambiguously plural. The indefinite article is "the pair of". The description is "[if the simple white tunic is worn by the mysterious goddess]The curve of her ass is prominent under her white tunic[otherwise]Her buttocks are plump and curvaceous[end if]." Understand "buttocks", "buttock", "curvaceous", "curve", and "booty" as the mysterious goddess's buttocks. Check taking the mysterious goddess's buttocks: instead try touching the mysterious goddess's anus. Instead of kissing the mysterious goddess's buttocks, try kissing the mysterious goddess's anus. Instead of smelling the mysterious goddess's buttocks, try smelling the mysterious goddess's anus. They are proper-named.

The mysterious goddess's anus is an anus. The description is "[if the simple white tunic is worn by the mysterious goddess]It's gotta be under there somewhere[otherwise]Her anus is, no doubt, between her buttocks[end if]." Understand "pink", "ringpiece", "puckered" as the mysterious goddess's anus. Instead of smelling the mysterious goddess's anus, say "It smells like roses. Really." Instead of kissing, rubbing, sucking, tasting, or eating the mysterious goddess's anus, try kissing the mysterious goddess's pussy. Instead of inserting the stiffycock into the mysterious goddess's anus, try buggering the mysterious goddess. Instead of inserting something into the mysterious goddess's anus, say "[The mysterious goddess] grabs your wrist. '[The noun] is not what I want you to put in my ass.'"

Instead of buggering the mysterious goddess's anus, try buggering the mysterious goddess. Check taking the mysterious goddess's anus: instead try buggering the mysterious goddess.

The mysterious goddess's pussy is a vagina. The description is "[if the simple white tunic is worn by the mysterious goddess]It's gotta be under there somewhere[otherwise]Her pussy is concealed in a thick, but neatly-trimmed, thatch of black pubic hair." Understand "musky", "intoxicating", "black", "pubic", "thatch", "curly", and "hair" as the mysterious goddess's pussy. Instead of inserting the stiffycock into the mysterious goddess's pussy, try fucking the mysterious goddess. Instead of inserting something into the mysterious goddess's pussy, say "The mysterious goddess stops you. 'I don't think [a noun] is what I want in there,' she says[if the stiffycock is visible], staring at your cock[end if]." Instead of fucking the mysterious goddess's pussy, try fucking the mysterious goddess. Instead of smelling the mysterious goddess's pussy, say "Musky and intoxicating." Check taking the mysterious goddess's pussy: instead try fucking the mysterious goddess. Instead of kissing, rubbing, sucking, tasting, or eating the mysterious goddess's pussy:

say "[The mysterious goddess] moans and writhes under your caresses. [run paragraph on]";

if the stiffycock is not visible, instead say "She gasps, 'Undress. Now.'";

say "She hisses, 'Put it in me. Now.'";

follow the check trivial-poking rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

follow the boning-trivia rule.

Instead of touching, rubbing, or squeezing the mysterious goddess's breasts:

follow the check trivial-poking rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

follow the boning-trivia rule.

Instead of kissing, sucking, or tasting the mysterious goddess's breasts:

if the gown is worn by the mysterious goddess, instead try touching the mysterious goddess's breasts;

follow the check trivial-poking rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

follow the boning-trivia rule.

Instead of fucking the mysterious goddess's breasts:

if the gown is worn by the mysterious goddess, instead try touching the mysterious goddess's breasts;

follow the check trivial-poking rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

say "You begin thrusting between the mysterious goddess's perfect breasts. She licks her crimson lips, and, after a few minutes, growls, 'Put it in. Now.'";

follow the boning-trivia rule.

Instead of showing the stiffycock to the mysterious goddess:

follow the check trivial-poking rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

follow the boning-trivia rule.

This is the check trivial-poking rule:

if the mysterious goddess is not in the location

begin;

say "BUG! How did you get here?";

rule fails;

end if;

if the mysterious goddess is boinked

begin;

say "BUG! How did you get here?";

rule fails;

end if;

if the stiffycock is not visible

begin;

say "You are not undressed for the occasion.";

rule fails;

end if;

if the mysterious goddess is unaroused

begin;

say "'You have [trivia-clock of the mysterious goddess in words] minute[if the trivia-clock of the mysterious goddess > 1]s[end if] left to pray to me by name. If you do, I'm all yours,' the goddess smiles.";

rule fails;

end if;

if a garment is worn by the mysterious goddess

begin;

say "[The mysterious goddess] indicates her clothing. 'Wouldn't it be preferable to undress me first?' she inquires.";

rule fails;

end if;

rule succeeds.

Instead of fucking the mysterious goddess's lips:

follow the check trivial-poking rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

say "[The mysterious goddess] pushes your cock aside. 'We don't [italic type]start[roman type] there,' she purrs.";

follow the boning-trivia rule.

This is the boning-trivia rule:

say "[The mysterious goddess] pulls you to her and kisses you fiercely, her tongue probing and darting. After a few moments, she pulls you down to the grass atop her, and guides your dick into her slick, tight pussy. You fuck for a little while, as she moans in pleasure.[paragraph break]";

say "Soon thereafter, she stops your thrusting by grabbing your hips, and in response to your surprised look, says, 'Now my butt.' She effortlessly flips you onto your back and squats over you, aiming your penis into her asshole. She frenetically masturbates while riding up and down on your cock. As you grimace in pleasure, her eyes widen. 'You don't get to cum yet.' She orders: 'Stand up.' You shakily get to your feet.[paragraph break]";

say "'And [italic type]this[roman type] is why they call me the Goddess of the Three Ways,' she snarls. She takes your rod deep into her throat and continues to flail away at her clitoris while giving you head. Her throat muscles clench with her orgasm, and, with a sudden roar, you ejaculate in her mouth. Your legs buckle and you sit down hurriedly on the grass.[paragraph break]";

say "[The mysterious goddess] flops back supine on the meadow. 'You know, sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth[84 as a reference],' she observes softly, wiping her lips with the back of her hand. She vanishes with a small thunderclap.[paragraph break]";

now the mysterious goddess is boinked;

move the mysterious goddess to Limbo;

record "Trivia" as achieved;

say "After a while, you regain your feet."