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One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard
Chapter Three - "Anas (Again)"
Divine Anas is a woman in Colossal baths. "Anas paddles happily, perhaps even smugly, in one of the pools." The description is "Anas's feathers have taken on a golden sheen. She is plump and undeniably the best-looking duck you've ever laid eyes on.". Understand "goddess", "duck", "duckling", "plump", "yellow", "gold", "golden", "feather", "feathers", "good-looking", and "fowl" as Divine Anas. The conversation of Divine Anas is the Table of Divine Anasian Chatter. The default reply of Divine Anas is "Anas shrugs her wings. 'Can't help you there,' she says."
Before asking Divine Anas about "Gaius Macanus Mentula", replace the topic understood with "me".
Before asking Divine Anas about "myself/Stiffy/Makane/Macanus/Mentula", replace the topic understood with "me".
Before asking Divine Anas about "Golden Banana", replace the topic understood with "banana".
Before asking Divine Anas about "Golden Banana of Discord", replace the topic understood with "banana".
Before asking Divine Anas about "Argus/Eris/banana/me" when Divine Eris is warned_about:
replace the topic understood with "#fake1";
move scenery_anas to the Grand Palace;
now Divine Anas is warned_about.
Before asking Divine Anas about "me", replace the topic understood with "duck".
Instead of touching, rubbing, sucking, blowing, fucking, tasting, kissing, eating, or wanking off Divine Anas:
say "Anas paddles hastily away. 'Sorry, Stiffy, but Jupiter is my sugar daddy now.'"
Before asking Divine Anas about "fuck/fucking", replace the topic understood with "sex".
Before asking Divine Anas about "sex", instead try fucking Divine Anas.
Table Of Divine Anasian Chatter
| topic | reply | summary | turn stamp |
| "duck/herself/anas" | "'Now once again I am Jupiter's bathtub playing, thanks to you, Stiffy!'" | "she is grateful that you broke her curse" | -- |
| "Syra" | "'I watched her entertain half a legion near Mantua once.'" | "she saw Syra engaged in a legendary feat of sluttiness" | -- |
| "Argus" | "'Argus? He's a most unpleasant divinity.'" | "she doesn't care for Argus" | -- |
| "Eris/Discord" | "'I think she's waiting for you in the Game Room.'" | "Eris is probably in the Game Room" | -- |
| "banana/golden" or "Golden Banana" or "Golden Banana of Discord" | "'Eris told me that if you showed up with it, I should tell you to take it to her in the Game Room.'" | "you should deliver the Banana to Eris in the Game Room" | -- |
| "Jove/Jupiter/Virilis" or "Jupiter Virilis" | "'He's so [italic type]dreamy[roman type].'" | "she's smitten with Jupiter" | -- |
| "Juno/bitch/cunt/bitch-cunt/thrice/damned/thrice-damned" or "thrice-damned bitch-cunt" | "'Ha! Juno can [italic type]suck it[roman type].'" | "she has gotten her revenge on Juno" | -- |
| "Caesar/Julius" or "Julius Caesar" or "Gaius Julius Caesar" | "'He's always moping. I don't know why he's so miserable.'" | "Caesar is acting depressed" | -- |
| "#fake1" | "'Why, of course I'll help you, Stiffy. Just make your move on Argus, and I'll be waiting and will do my very best to distract him.'" | "she has promised to help distract Argus at the critical moment" | -- |